lesbian culture is staying up way later than is wise so you can talk to a girl
(via gayocean)
pride month is during strawberry season and you think it’s a coincidence? think again, strawberries are gay
(Source: tankaramo, via momoisabighomo)
I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.
(via myfearofstrikingout)
as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi
can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it
you had to be there
(via koshermagneto)